Privacy & Security

Privacy Statement

Our Secret Web, LLC or one of its affiliates operates this website (the "Site"). and totally respects the privacy of visitors to the Site. This boring document about our online information practices, our "Privacy Policy," shows you our commitment to protect your privacy. We reserve the right to update the Privacy Policy at any time, without notice. Have you never changed your mind? To see if we have you may want to look at it again on occasion. But don't you have anything else to do? Maybe you need more toys, hey we know a great place to get them, click on Shop!!. To further please you collects some of your information to enhance your shopping experience. This privacy policy is intended to assist you in understanding what information we gather about you when you visit this Site, how we use that information, and the safeguards we have in place for that information. Don't worry we don't judge you, that's why our name is Play In Secret!! is a independent website which is owned by Our Secret Web LLC. See a trend?

This online privacy statement applies to this Site. Our Play In Secret Consultants (hereinafter referred to as "Passion Consultants";) may also operate their own websites. Who knows what they are doing in addition to having fun making extra income. Each Passion Consultant is an independent contractor having the right to operate their own business, and each is responsible for the privacy, information, security policies and practices of those sites. Since they are not in our control, (although we have nothing against the many benefits of having a consensual sex slave) their online privacy policies and practices may be different from our Site rules. is not responsible for the policies and practices of Passion Consultants in the operation of their independent Web sites nor in their kinky ideas.

This Privacy Policy discloses the current privacy practices of and by using our Site, you agree to this Privacy Policy and consent to the collection and use of this information in the manner described.

If you have any questions or concerns regarding this Privacy Policy, you might be a little paranoid but feel free to contact us anyway at We do not provide counseling services.

Information We Collect:

General Browsing Information

I have no idea how but our clever webmaster and his naughty elves gather navigational information for us during each visitor's use of our Site. While we are busy finding (and testing them out of course) fun new toys our web elves are busy gathering navigational information, non-personally identifiable information (e.g., domain type, browser version, service provider and IP address and the like) which may be collected. Somehow this fancy navigational information tells about the use of our Site by visitors just like you, most importantly including the areas of our site that are most visited or the time of a last visit to a page on our Site. To make us even more awesome we learn about the technical efficiencies of our Site and services (e.g., the time it takes a visitor to connect to our Site or download pages) so we can yell at them and tell them to stop screwing things up. Bottom line is we learn how we are doing and how we can even be better for you next time (we want to so please you). Our goal is to give you a website that demonstrates the finest features, services and products our visitors prefer. We NEVER give anyone any of your personally identifying information without your permission and only give third parties statistics like what our best selling dildo is, etc.

Personal Information may ask you to provide personal information when you establish or update a account, sign up for e-mail, vote (a top 100 sextoy for example), for a discount coupon, shop online, check your order status, or purchase and send an e-gift card or create or send a wish list or gift reminder.>/p>

Categories of information collected include name, address, e-mail address, recipient's name and e-mail address, order information, telephone number, credit card information and messages or reminders you create. If you want to send us naughty ideas or pictures we love getting those as well but they stay in my desk. may collect and store personally identifiable information, to respond to questions, and to process or fill orders or requests. Obviously may use this information to get you your stuff and for services that you request (not that kind silly rabbit) and to let you know of exciting new toys and services that I am fairly certain you just might be interested in. may also use this information to customize your experience using our Web site and save you time going right to your favorites but don't worry you can still browse all of our over 18,000 products while at work or attending boring family reunions. may also hang on to transaction and experience information, such as details about your orders with us, as well as information about our communications with you. Examples include your account history, great ideas you have given us, your creative blogs, requests for information and our responses. We may match our loyal customers user information (especially favorite products) we collect with details from other sources just so we can make sure not only are we do an amazing job but spending our precious dollars on the right advertising and promotions more effectively.

For product or service orders, may need additional information in order to process or to fulfill your order or request. We failed mind reading in college. Except as otherwise stated in this Policy, will not share your personal information with third parties without your permission, except as otherwise necessary to (i) process or fulfill your order, (ii) respond to your request or answer your inquiries, (iii) forward your information to one or more Passion Consultants so that they may contact you in response to your communications to us; or (iv) comply with any applicable law, court order or other judicial process. Are you really still reading this?

Ever wondered what we do with your Personal Information That We Collect uses the personal information we collect from you to deliver products that you have ordered, to fulfill requests that you have created (well the reasonable ones anyway), to contact you or the product recipient(s) in the event of order or delivery difficulties, for verification purposes, to respond to your inquiries, and to deliver services and information about our products or Web site.

To keep you in the loop, we will use the information you provide when you visit us to sign up for e-mail to send you updates about products, promotions and events. In addition, we will use your name and mailing address provided during such sign up, in all the ways described in this privacy statement and we will use your e-mail address as described in this privacy statement for e-mail addresses collected after October 1, 2017. In the event you would no longer wish to receive such communications from, please notify us by using our Contact Us page. Bottom line is we only want you if you want us. But don't forget to let us know if you start missing us and our ready to be part of the club again.

Information you provide to us will be transmitted to and stored in information technology facilities and databases maintained in the United States of America. By submitting information to us, including non-public personal information, you consent to the transmission of your information to and the storage of that information in the United States. I have no idea where they keep this stuff, maybe in some secret underground city or something? will not sell or rent personally-identifying information collected during your use of our Site without your permission. may, however, transfer your information in the event that we transfer ownership of all or a significant part of our stock, assets or business. But then it just woudn't be the same without us so don't worry, probably not going to happen unless we win the lottery or a huge tech giant decides to buy us, haha.

If you place a request for products or services, may use information you provide to us to ship your order. Otherwise how would you get your stuff? will NOT share the information we collect about you with third parties including retailers, credit card issuers and processors, banks and other financial institutions unless required to by some government agencies or space aliens.

As already mentioned, may use your personally-identifying information to improve on how we serve you (sounds kind of submissive) including our marketing and promotional efforts, to statistically analyze Site usage (never was that great in math), to improve our content, messaging and product offerings and to customize our Site's content, layout, and services. may use your information to deliver information to you that, in some cases, is targeted to your interests. We may ask you to provide us voluntarily with additional information regarding your personal or business interests, experience or requests, which we may use to customize our service for you. We truly want to partner with you (not in a poly way, well maybe) so we are always interested in how we can improve. You are the reason for our success, we value your feedback. may use your e-mail address, your mailing address, and phone number to contact you regarding administrative notices, new product offerings and communications relevant to your use of the Site. If you do not wish to receive these communications, please Contact Us. may also use or disclose information to resolve disputes, investigate problems, or enforce our Terms of Use or purchase agreements. I have a very big dog. At times, we may review the status or activity of multiple users to do so. We may disclose or access information whenever we believe in good faith that the law so requires or if we otherwise consider it necessary to do so to maintain service and improve our products and services. Remember our name is Play In Secret, isn't that the idea in the first place. may use your IP address to help diagnose problems with our server, to manage our Site and to enhance our Site based on the usage pattern data we receive. If you are a spammer or a spy to a enemy nation please contact our competition instead. reserves the right to transfer any information we have about you in the event we sell or transfer all or a portion of business or assets to a third party. Oh wait, I forgot you have to buy a lottery ticket to win so probably not going to happen.

Cookies, well actually I prefer brownies uses a browser feature known as a cookie. No we didn’t invent it nor the internet. A cookie in the computer world is a small data file (not sure how small but trust me size matters) that is stored by your Web browser on your computer. Cookies are used to help track your clicks (we have a whole team of elves that count them) and pass information as you go through the pages within This allows to make our Site more responsive to your needs (well remotely anyway) by delivering a better and more personalized experience to you. Have you ever had anyone so focused on giving you the best experience each time you are with them? also uses cookies to keep track of how many items you put into your shopping bag and to remember you when you return to After all, how could we forget the woman that ordered 300 dildos!! Preference and options configurations in your browser determine if and how a cookie will be accepted. You can change those configurations on your computer if you desire. I wont take it personally. Please consult your specific browser instructions to learn more about these features. By changing your preferences, you can accept all cookies, you can be notified when a cookie is set, or you can reject all cookies. I usually stay away from them for swim suit season. If you do so and cookies are disabled, you may be required to reenter your information more often which could result in carpal tunnel syndrome and certain features of our site may be unavailable.

Privacy of Children on Our Website. This is not an option and definitely on my list of boundaries.

To ensure compliance with federal law, does not knowingly collect or maintain information provided by children under the age of 18. If a child has provided us with personally-identifying information without parental or guardian consent, the parent or guardian should contact us to remove the information.

Links to Other Inferior Websites & Services

For your convenience, our Site may contain links to other sites not nearly as awesome as ours, although some sites operated by independent Play In Secret Passion Consultants are cool. is not responsible for the privacy practices or the content of such Web sites nor whether or not it will rain tomorrow. We encourage you to review the separate privacy policies of each site you visit. You obviously enjoy reading this kind of boring stuff. I personally never even read the articles in those magazines.

Updates to the Privacy Statement and to my evening last night

Well I actually don’t feel comfortable in telling you about last night other than we used several awesome products. Regarding the Privacy Statement please read it whenever your heart desires for any material changes made within the last thirty days with respect to categories of information collected at or material changes in how we use information collected at (whether a deletion or addition). Actually you can read it every day if you want as long as you also go to Shop and treat youself to a new toy. If you are concerned about how your personal information is used, please visit our site often for this and other important announcements about Just think of the money we saved you not having to wear a disguise when you went to that sex toy store that always seemed to be in a bad area of town.

Consent and Safe Word respects the online privacy of all visitors to our website. By using the Site, you consent to the collection and use of this information by in a manner consistent with the guidelines stated in this policy. We also recommend establishing a safe word with you partner in case things get too intense on occasion.

Questions or Concerns

If you have any questions or concerns with respect to our Privacy Policy, please feel free to contact us using our Contact Us page.

Security and Safe Sex

We always recommend the following of safe sex guidelines and remind you that toys are the best solution to heighten monogamous relationships, a cure for singles loneliness, and make great travel companions. takes the following types of security measures to protect the information you provide to us: use of technologies and policies such as limited access data-centers, firewall technology, secure socket layer certificate authentication and limitations of administrative access to our systems. We also lock our doors at night, well except for the bedroom.

We have designed to accept orders only from Web browsers that permit communication through Rapid (SSL) technology so your transactions and confidential data in transmission is secured with strong up to 256 bit SSL encryption. Rapid SSL is a subsidiary of GeoTrust, a highly trusted, internationally recognized certificate authority.

While we implement the above security measures on this Site, you should be aware that 100% security is not always possible. Whenever you voluntarily disclose personal information online--for example on message boards, through e-mail or in chat areas--that information can be collected and used by others. No data transmission over the Internet or any wireless network can be guaranteed to be perfectly secure. As a result, while we try to protect your personal information, we cannot ensure or guarantee the security of any information you transmit to us, and you do so at your own risk.

How You Can Update, Correct, or Delete Your Information

You can access the information that we collect online and maintain through normal updating methods. To update, correct or delete this information, you can visit our Contact Us page or call 1-470-281-8690.

During the normal course of doing business, we may share your information among our business units, our affiliates and unaffiliated third parties as necessary in order to service orders you place with us.

Third-Party Practices

The Privacy Policy of an advertiser or promotional service appearing at our site may differ from ours. We encourage you to read that policy before responding to the offer.